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Joke of the Day

"What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t? If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!"

"What is the difference between Coors beer and a ... clitoris? A clitoris only tastes like piss for a second."

"The word ""Diputseromneve"" may look ridiculous, but backward it's even more stupid..."

"What do Indians live in? Poverty. :("

"Ever have one of those days where you drink so much coffee that you can't hold the scalpel straight? LOL! It's like a Gallagher show!"

"A man left his wife because he found out she was a prostitute and, boy, had he rung up a bill!"

"I don't trust stairs... They always look like they're up to something."

"I clicked on the ""Random"" link in the navigation bar and it brought me to the Toronto Maple Leafs subreddit Guess I mistakenly clicked on the ""Funny"" link in the navigation bar instead."

"I wish I knew before the wedding, That my marriage license had an expiry date."

"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... and I only know this because they won't shut the fuck up about it."