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Joke of the Day
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ...Bad-um Tst"
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"Trump has a change of heart and brings Hillary to his administration As Ambassador to Libya"
"Bill Clinton is so exited about the possibility of being in the White house again, He too has started wearing a hat on the campaign trail. It says : Make America fellate again."
"The other day I saw a midget climbing down a prison wall... He was a little condescending"
"Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president? Because he doesn't do cardio."
"What do prostitutes work for? Incum"
"DOCTOR: I have bad news MAN WHO WOKE UP FROM 5 YR COMA: I don't mind as long as I get to see my favorite gorilla from the Cincinnati zoo"
"""I dropped the ball"" - things you never wanna hear during a Vasectomy"
"My friend wrote a philosophical paper about his girlfriends vagina. It was pretty deep"
"What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef"