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Joke of the Day
"How do reptilians melt steel beams? thermite."
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"A woman never wakes up her second baby just to see it smile."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? **YOU DONT KNOW YOU WEREN'T THERE!**"
"I'm not addicted to cocain I just love how it smells"
"How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears? With a ""Cry-key!"""
"He: is this love or what? She: What."
"Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog? Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ..."
"Whats the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn-husker? The epileptic corn-husker shucks between fits."
"I don't want to know the truth. Lie to me and make it ok."
"According to the latest statistics, most accidents with toasters and bathtubs happen at home."