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Joke of the Day

"My wife bought me Dunkin Donuts k-cups for my Keurig... Now, it's like I finally have an Indian in the Cupboard."

"Guy getting on elevator in my office building.."" Going Down?"" Me: ""No, but I've got time for a hug"""

"Professional wrestler name: Office Max. Signature move: Three Hole Punch."

"Life tip! (Joke) When someone tells you to expect the unexpected, slap them and ask if they expected it!"

"Hipster sushi restaurants only serve eye rolls."

"It was so cold UN weapons inspectors suddenly decided that chemical weapons might be hidden in Hawaii"

"TIFU when my parents weren't home. turns out it is really hard getting your dick out of a dvd once you get erect"

"Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death? As he was finishing eating, she asked ""Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?"

"Hungry priests A group of hungry priests walk into a restaurant. One orders the fish. They all leave satisfied."

""" I gotta see this guys best tweet, I'll gift him Favstar Pro"". Said no one ever."