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Joke of the Day
"Why does Dr Pepper come in a can? Because his sister is dead."
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"If farmer A sells apples and farmer B sells bananas, what does farmer C sell? Medicine."
"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? People like me have to go to work and don't have time for all that."
"Did you know you can tell whether an ant is male or female easily? Just drop it into water, if it sinks it's a girl ant. But if it floats it's a buoyant!"
"I'm curious about the first person who saw an egg drop out of a chicken & said, ""I'm going to eat that."""
"Why do power lines hum? Because they don't know the words."
"This is awesome. Must watch! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMDasvrKXdM&list=UUoSaAvzfqFYlMCBrBDCLiRg"
"LET'S GET ALL FUCKED UP ON HALLUCINOGENS AND REARRANGE OUR NETFLIX QUEUES!!!"
"You know who's a real motherfucker? Oedipus"
"Why did the police beat the black man after he was executed in the electric chair? He was resisting."