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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I were happy for 24 years. Then we met."
Next Joke
"Damn shame some of ya'll will get on twitter to say Goodmorning before even brushing your teeth. #mustymouthtweet"
"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't!"
"More like ""Arsey Cola"""
"Running and Cars He who runs in front of car gets tired. He who runs behind car gets exhausted."
"C-sections are like the Digiorno of pregnancy..... It isn't delivery, but it still tastes like one."
"You know what makes me smile? ... my face muscles"
"My dad just told me I was conceived in a circlejerk... apparently things got out of hand."
"My black friend asked me if there's a colored printer in the library... I said ""Shit man, it's 2016 you can use whatever printer you want!"""
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom? The p is silent."