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Joke of the Day

"Robocop: I am Robotcop Criminal: You don't say the t you robo moron R: [visibly confused] Pu down he gun you are under arres"

"What's a spiders favorite way to learn? A webinar."

"What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars? Snow Petrol!"

"Eventually we're just gonna have to accept ""ducking"" as a swear word"

"I don't know why everyone says quitting smoking is so hard; I've done it hundreds of times."

"A blind guy once told me, ""Kid you're going to go places."" I told him, ""Dude. I'm over here."""

"Why did the chicken cross the ""net"" ? It wanted to get to the other site !"

"childrens alphabet books are the only thing keeping us from forgetting what a xylophone is"

"A guy walks up to a white girl at Starbucks ""Hey girl, Are you Sodium Oxide? Because you're so basic."""