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Joke of the Day

"Called a plumber out the other day. He was Chinese. Called a builder, he was also Chinese. Called an electrician out. He was Chinese as well ! Bloody Yellow Pages"

"I would say that a zero with a line through it isn't a number, But it's naught"

"One social worker asks another ""What time is it?"" The second replies, ""I don't know, I'm not wearing a watch."" The first says, ""That's OK, the important thing is we talked about it."""

"How do you make a flea circus? From scratch."

"Why did the smoothie get assassinated? He got mixed up with a few bad apples."

"What's the mass of a large chunk of tree? 10g"

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken!"

"I cheated on my 24 year old girlfriend I apologized and told her my mistress is half the woman she is. ""That's because she's 12!"", said my girlfriend."

"What do you call a Spanish matador who is not very good at his job? I'd say he's fairly incapa**bull**."

"what does a son tell to his mother when he's leaving his house in India? Mumbai"