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Joke of the Day
"Man, I hated Alex Haley, the author of Roots... He always had his niggers in a *twist*."
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"What do you call a hairy gay man who suffers from mood swings? A bipolar bear"
"My favorite yoga pose is ""try to cut the toenail"""
"What Did H Say 2 O? Water you doing?"
"The Koala should be classified as a bear It has all the Koalafications"
"I have blue eyes. I got them from my father. My mother has black eyes. She also got them from my father."
"What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb? You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, ""My Blue Heaven"""
"What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first? A Wookie mistake!"
"Why did God make women last? He didn't want someone telling him what to do"
"is the ultimate american drug watching an entire season of a tv show at once or getting married so you don't have to die alone?"