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Joke of the Day

"drity Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"Gas is $4 a gallon and girls still think we're coming over to just ""chill."""

"What's it called when you kidnap a ghost? A Polter-Heist"

"What do you call a 100 year old frog? - What do you call a 100 year old frog? - An old croak! By: http://fun.fopii.com/"

"What does the L in Samuel L Jackson stand for? Motherfucking"

"Wearin' aviators tells the world you're a bad mamma jamma who ain't afraid to shin kick a terrorist or smoke a lawn flamingo if need be."

"Plot Twist: Africa adopts Angelina Jolie"

"There's so many political jokes on r/Jokes, I could build a wall out of them!"

"What's the difference between an old cat and a little kitten? An old cat will bite and scratch, but a little pussy never hurt anybody."

"Special Hand Job on Olympic Getting a hand job from a chick is like watching the special Olympics... You keep cheering them on but deep down inside you know you can do better..."