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Joke of the Day

"There's so many political jokes on r/Jokes, I could build a wall out of them!"

"What is a gay dinosaur called? Nsfw Megasorass"

"Why was Luke Skywalker late? He didn't run, ewok-ed."

"What do you call an Irish bodyguard? Liam Malone."

"I handed a blind guy a sheet of sandpaper. He said he couldn't read the fine print."

"""There is no 'I' in team!"" Steve Jobs yells at his iTeam."

"Sorry the edible underwear weren't edible anymore by the time you tried to eat them. It was a long drive to your apartment."

"Doctor Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name!"

"Do you know why Caesar put lettuce in his salad? Oh, just cos."

"I looked up in the sky and a bird pooped in my eye I'm sure glad cows can't fly."