208114
Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field."
Next Joke
"I made my will yesterday and had to make my lawyer the beneficiary because my estate will just about cover his bill"
"Do you want to know why I called your girlfriend a tractor? Because she's an upgrade to that hoe you had earlier."
"There was a counter top on layaway at Home Depot. They said it was for the Packers' punt returner, Hyde. It was for Micah."
"Why is dyslexia so bad? It looks like daily sex to me."
"I'm the type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream."
"There's no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do."
"I love Kit Kats the most whenever there aren't three other people around."
"Why did Hitler lose the war? Because his tanks wouldn't stop Stallin'."
"I leaked a sex tape of myself 3 months ago. It has 14 hits! Those hits are from me checking to see how many hits it has."