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Joke of the Day
"Why is dyslexia so bad? It looks like daily sex to me."
Next Joke
"My son asked me to explain women to him so I told him we'd go to lunch and talk about it, then spent the next 3 hours getting dressed."
"Out of all the children's stories, Goldilocks is the most ridiculous. How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony? smh"
"getting real tired of hearing opinions on murder from people outside the murderer community"
"yo mamma is so stupid that when tomsterley walked out of his house wearing gay clothing she thought he was a yeti"
"What do you call a Jew who gets beat by women? Bernie Sanders."
"One of the best feelings in the world is not having to set your alarm clock."
"The girl at the table next to me is having a salad. Not as a starter, but as a main course like some kind of rabbit."
"The boss at work is forcing us all to use the toilet only at designated times. It's my turn to go now.. I don't need this shit!"
"""What's green and eats nuts?"" ""Syphilis!"""