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Joke of the Day

"Why did Hitler lose the war? Because his tanks wouldn't stop Stallin'."

"What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south? Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!"

"Went to the Planetarium to do some stargazing but I didn't see one celebrity. Rip-off!"

"Girlfriends are like puzzles. The smaller ones are easier to beat"

"People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply......Chuck Norris"

"What do you call that piece of flesh around the clitoris? The woman."

"How do you call someone named olaf with ebola? Ebolaf"

"NASA was planning on building a restaurant on the moon They cancelled because they figured it wouldn't have any atmosphere."

"Forgive me, for I have sinned. Same time tomorrow?"

"What's better than roses on the piano ? Tulips on the organ."