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"Somebody keeps on putting topsoil on my allotment. The plot thickens..."
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"What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself? One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ? Clare your throat before you speak !"
"If you were 8 years old when ""red, red wine"" was released UB40 now."
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"Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
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"If by ""cat-person"" you mean do I sleep a lot and will I lose my temper with you without provocation, then yes I'm a cat-person."
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