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Joke of the Day

"I don't know what the big deal is about Black Friday. All Fridays matter. ."

"Q: What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college? A: Coagulations!"

"Twitter is the new flypaper."

"I like Jews how I like my cookies. Cooked in an oven"

"I like living on the edge. [ $[ $RANDOM % 6] == 0 ] && rm -rf / l l echo Click"

"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneeded a poo!"

"What's the difference between a slut and a bowling ball? Nothing....you find them both in an alley, finger the holes, throw them in the gutter, and they keep coming back."

"When I was young, I stopped believing in Santa despite massive peer pressure. You could say I was a rebel without a Clause."

"What's an avocado's favorite music? Guac N' Roll"

"Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it was mugged."