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Joke of the Day
"Shoutout to the sidewalk For keeping me off the streets....."
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"John's mother in-law comes for a visit. So, how long will you stay,mom? As long as i'm welcomed. Oh, that's too bad, you should at least stay for a cup of coffee"
"What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees? A graduated cylinder. -------------------------------------------------------------------- This is the only joke I've ever thought of."
"I suffer from an unusual obsessive compulsive disorder, CDO I have to write acronyms in alphabetical order"
"Two polacks are driving in a car The driver: Stick your head out the window and see if my directional is working. Is it on?"" The passenger:"" Uh yep. nope. yep. nope. yep. nope"""
"I fell off a 40 foot ladder Luckily it was the first step"
"I expected a medal for my bravery when I had a full-leg cast on. Instead, I got atrophy."
"Breastfeeding your infant is important. But what about the wings and thighs? Should I just leave the whole KFC bucket in the crib?"
"3 rings of marriage 1) Engagement Ring 2) Wedding Ring 3) SuffeRing"
"To weigh 50 kilos and say that you're fat, that is so female..."