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Joke of the Day
"What's the loneliest drink? I dunno but its in a solo cup."
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"Gandhi once got into a food fight... It was naan violence."
"An airplane killed a jogger while making an emergency landing on a South Carolina beach. Which is why I don't jog."
"That depressing moment when you plug your phone in your charger and hours later you realise your charger wasn't plugged in."
"My girlfriend looks super hot without glasses. That's why I stopped Wearing them"
"Did you hear about the Football player that went to Prison? He went in as a tight end, but left a wide receiver."
"Who makes more money: a prostitute or a drug dealer? Depends on who has the best crack."
"My sleeping pills say don't mix with alcohol, but drop it in the glass and it dissolves just fine. Doctors think they know everything."
"How do you know if somebody is a vegan? They'll fucking tell you."
"Not to brag, but I know exactly what to do in a crisis. I'm really good at panicking. ^^^I ^^^panicked.. ^^^I ^^^meant ^^^to ^^^say ^^^Packing"