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Joke of the Day
"What's the loneliest drink? I dunno but its in a solo cup."
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"If you live to be 100, you should make up some fake reason why, just to fuck with people... like claim you ate a pinecone every single day."
"My wife and I decided not to have kids The kids are taking it pretty hard"
"Why don't mathematicians build bridges? Because they'll never be perfect."
"I started a company.. ...with my wife. Then my sister in law joined us, now it's a crowd."
"What do you call a fish that likes to cook? Bobby Fillet"
"I have a friend named Tim who is dyslexic and shares too much. We call him Tmi."
"Whales in a bar Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says, ""OUUHHHHWAHHHHHHH OUHHHHHHH AHHHH"" and the second one replies, ""Shut up Steve, you're drunk!"""
"I fucking hate Black History month It's the darkest month of the year"
"(1st day in heaven) Angel: STOP ASKING EVERYBODY WHAT THEY DIED OF"