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Joke of the Day
"What did Melania Trump say after being stopped by an officer? License and registration, please."
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"Who is The best Jewish baker? Adolf Hitler"
"Thank goodness I'm loud and obnoxious all the time, so my family can't blame it on the alcohol."
"I wonder if dog's had facebook, would they put our picture as their profile picture."
"I don't ever have to worry about getting sex... Because I'm married, so I already know I won't. Takes all the guesswork right out of it."
"A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering."
"'I can't find my dollar bill' Jane sobbed. 'Don't worry' her Counselor said. 'A dollar doesn't go very far today.'"
"*cop pulls me over* Have you been drinking? No I- *water bottle now full of wine* *officer lowers shades. its Jesus* No one will believe you"
"Why do rednecks like to do it doggie style? So they both can watch Nascar."
"Huffington Post says all that passive aggressive behavior can harm your marriage. In other obvious news, water is wet and the sun is hot."