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Joke of the Day

"Bookstores are a great place to meet women... ... But not so if your opening line is ""What does this word mean?"""

"Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?? She was a woman"

"""How crazy is your ex? Crazy like my triceps?"" ""How sick is your mother? Sick like my triceps?"""

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? With Nazi's"

"""are you a programmer?"" not really. me is more of an amateur grammar"

"Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats."

"Why did China write such a shit constitution? Because two Wongs can't make a right!"

"I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. "

"I have the solution to the drought in California Just let all the ladies hear my mixtape"

"Describe yourself in 3 words I am a rebel"