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Joke of the Day

"Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die? Because deep down they're all actually good people."

"If you're fat, don't sugar coat it Because you'll probably eat that too! In the midst of this craziness I saw this gem. Not my joke. Credit to everyone who thought of it first."

"Three Nuns Walked Into A Bar The fourth one ducked."

"What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters? This is non-cents!"

"[explain this joke] Phil Hartman ""what's the word on the street?"" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X2hqdOMxyM&t=9m34s different version http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0500148/quotes?item=qt0199251"

"Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand? Because she uses the other one to sing."

"What do you call a group of kangaroos? A Kangacrew"

"Did you hear about the two gay basketball players? They went head to head."

"Me: Saw your bf today ""Where?"" M: What's the name of that gym next door to the gay bar? ""Golds?"" M: Yeah, in the gay bar next to Golds"

"In the morning, I woke up on the floor next to my bed. I must have fell asleep."