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Joke of the Day

"Stop thinking that aliens are green! I mean seriously, I saw a few brown skinned Mexicans..."

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"A Funny Joke My Life..."
"Two cleaners had a massive fight in my office earlier. Hell of a dust up."
"Incest! A game for the whole family"
"My dog cant hear me yelling at him to stop chasing squirrels, but he can hear a damn cheese wrapper from 500 miles away"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Knock, knock.... Who's there? The chicken."
"Why does a chicken coop have only two doors? If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan."
"Why do Europeans hate American food? Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet."
"What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand? A churro."
"Siri, what kind of candy is in that van?"