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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay guy in a coma? A watermelon."
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"Ex-lax Did you know that all boxes of Ex-lax have been recalled? You can't buy Ex-lax anywhere. Really..I'm not shittin'."
"whats the difference between acne and catholic preists acne doesnt come on a boys face until 13"
"Bert walks up to Ernie and asks, ""Ernie, you want some ice cream?"" Ernie says, ""Sure, Bert!"""
"once tom cruise and will smith bumped into each other.. and this is how online scams get your attention"
"What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer"
"I just thought of a gay pick up line... ""Would you be the Puff Daddy to my Biggie Smalls?"""
"My poem: I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig. It's not a very good poem, but it's very deep."
"I just couldn't believe anyone when the told me that my dad had been stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home All the signs were there..."
"What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs? a condescending con descending."