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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus."
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"I'm more likely to wear a donut on my wrist than any fitness tracker."
"What shouldn't you do at a funeral? The corpse."
"My girlfriend asked me to stop singing The Monkees. I thought she was lying, but then I saw her face..."
"[Walking around park with kid] Daughter: Daddy, why is grass green? Me: Because God wants to remind me I have no money everywhere"
"What event do the Porn Olympics and Summer Olympics share? Skeet Shooting"
"How will Donald Trump decide which ones to deport? By separating the good Juans from the bad Juans!"
"I don't understand the big deal about same sex marriage Ask any married couple, they'll tell you the sex has been the same for years"
"The Pink Panther's To Do List To do...To do...To do, to do, to do...To do, to doooo... Saw this on The Doghouse Diaries today and it made me laugh... Edit: Formatting"
"Pet Shopping Paddy says ""Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador."" ""fuck that"" says Mick ""have you seen how many of their owners go blind"""