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Joke of the Day
"What was the burglar doing in Wayne Manor? He was Robin."
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"Kanye West gets a bad rap... And then he makes it even worse."
"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE"
"the guy at Subway just put Cheetos on my sandwich. can't tell if he's stoned, or he knows that I am"
"What did the statue say to the other statue? Hey, S-tat-ue?"
"How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full? A couple of seconds."
"Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break? So it won't get too Messi."
"Trump is like a racehorse.... If it aint running, it's just an ass."
"Some choices are easier than others: An emergency doctor's appt vs a much needed hair appt. At least if I die my hair will be cute."
"My girlfriend said she was sick of me pretending to be a detective... ...and that ""we should split up"" ""Good idea"", I said, ""that way we can cover more ground"""