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Joke of the Day

"Do you have elections in Japan? Yes, I have one evely molning."

"Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, ""is that short for Jimberly?"" and I have few friends in real life."

"Stay away from this guy!!!"

"Irish step dancing was discovered by women waiting in line to use the restroom."

"What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?"

"My math teacher called me average. How mean."

"Why Didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didnt hav the guts :P"

"Whats the difference between a Greyhound bus station and a Lobster with a breast implant? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean ;)"

"MY AUNT: All we can do now is pray DOCTOR: Oh nice so I should put down this cardio thoracic surgical instrument? We're good here?"

"Things that have occurred in history since the Chicago Cubs last won a World Series... I had an ice cream cone. That I dripped all over myself."