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Joke of the Day
"My math teacher called me average. How mean."
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"Homeless girl ..... I met this girl the other day and gave her my phone number. She said she would call when she got home. I'm beginning to think she's homeless???"
"""This is where the magic happens."" - Harry Potter walking into his bedroom and every other room on MTV Cribs."
"Why did the poor man become a baker? He really kneaded the dough alot"
"It's really weird to think about the fact that I've slept with literally everyone in my high school.. It's a lot less weird when you realize it's one in the morning and my high school is vacant."
"How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? ""I just need some space."""
"What does a rich fat Englishman gain? Lots of Pounds."
"How do you call a woman with no boobs ? You dont."
"Girlfriend kept nagging me to take her home to meet my family, so I did. Her and my wife aren't getting along."
"If the Indians would have given the Pilgrims donkey instead of turkey, we'd all be having a piece of ass for Thanksgiving"