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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a Greyhound bus station and a Lobster with a breast implant? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean ;)"

"My friend gave me one last gift before he died. It was his EpiPen."

"Psychoanalysis is nothing sinister There's really nothing to be afreud of."

"b-52's songs: -'love shack' -'hate shed' -'sad tent' -'happy igloo' -'frustrated RV' -'depression garage' -'melancholy lake house'"

"how did hitler tie his shoesies? with little nazis"

"""I'm smart. Everyone else is stupid"" - everyone"

"I was in bed with the wife the other night and she said if I turned the bedside light out she'd take it up the arse... Maybe I should have let it cool down a bit first."

"""Please stop that."" -person who witnessed first guy beatboxing"

"I made an animated graphic of the inside of an egg. ThatsTheYolk.gif"

"People tend to put their faith in a higher power. But to me that's just a primitive solution."