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Joke of the Day
"Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, ""is that short for Jimberly?"" and I have few friends in real life."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the auntie who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster? She kept popping out of bed"
"How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight? You fit into his clothes."
"I think I will start calling my wife ""My Customer"" since she is always right..."
"WIFE: You can't tell kids they're grounded anymore ME: Why not? W: They weren't our kids M: You did see how badly they packed our groceries?"
"Just ruined $387 worth of blinds in the house but that fly is dead."
"I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it."
"what do you call a jamaican proctologist? POKE-MON!"
"Never tell a joke to a kleptomaniac They take things literally"
"What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him? An airplane"