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"What did one bridge say to another? ""Fuck you"" (They were arch enemies)"
"How does a Jew do the gardening? He moses lawn."
"Global Wobbling now causes constipation http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2whgsnc&s=8#.VCJrcPldWQg"
"This girl text me: ""your adorable I text back: no YOU'RE adorable Now she likes me and I was just pointing out her typo..."
"What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves."
"""My husband had a heart attack while having sex with me."" ""I'm so sorry, ma'am. At least he died doing what he loved."""
"A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table... ...one full of water in case he gets thirsty, one empty in case he doesn't."
"What do you call an Indian man standing on one leg? Balan Singh."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your cock up someone's ass."