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Joke of the Day

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"My dog eats his puke and dirty tissues... but I point him to a mushroom I dropped and he gives me the ""what is this shit"" look."

"Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron? Why not 17? What's stopping us?"

"Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him Sudden Lee."

"God: ""MOSES. THIS IS THE LORD. I HAVE NEWS FOR YOUR PEOPLE."" Moses: ""New burning bush. Who dis?"""

"Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team? Mr. Do Ping"

"Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed razor blade? She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come."

"What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome."

"Why did the blind woman fall down the well? Because she couldn't see that well."