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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine told me that sex after a vasectomy would hurt. But to be honest I haven't noticed a vas deferens."

"Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws? A: None. The Sociali--Democrats do that"

"I like the term ""making a name for yourself"" It implies your parents were wrong."

"How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle."

"""LOYO!"" -Yoda"

"My girlfriend cheated on me with the Pillsbury dough boy Now she has a yeast infection."

"*interrupts dinner ""IS THAT CLOCK REALLY YOUR GRANDFATHER!?"""

"Why is F-time so much fun? Because F-time is Part-E time."

"A man walked inside an interior decorators convention and everyone was laughing... He asked what's so funny. ""It's an inside joke""."

"Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, and a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house!"