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Joke of the Day

"I got my haircut the other day... ...and I just saw my barber at the grocery. He asked how I liked my haircut. I told him I didn't like it at first, but its growing on me."

"Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum."

"What's the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman? Snowballs."

"Waiter there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!"

"People in Detroit call Grand Theft Auto V ""Tuesday"""

"H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge"

"The future is now An electrical engineer invented a new kind of transistor that uses tapioca instead of silicon. He called it the boba FET."

"What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!"

"What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game??? Before the first period"

"How do you piss off a male archaeologist? You take a shit in his car."