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"south park buzz bazinga punk!"
"I'll finish this joke when my dad gets back buying cigarets"
"airplane food whats up with that?"
"Son: What are caterpillars afraid of? Me: It's unlikely that they experience fear. They're not self-aware, so... Son: [sadly] Dogerpillars."
"Three Guys Walk Into A Bar The fourth guy ducks."
"How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg? Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg."
"What do you call a line of black people? A chocolate bar"
"Moon Landing conspiracy theorists should be called Luna-tics Just posting here because r/showerthoughts doesn't allow puns."
"What do you call fans who take a trilogy way too seriously? Christians, Muslims, and Jews."