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Joke of the Day

""" Wife: there is a man at the door with a mustache. Husband: tell him i've already got one. """

"After years of intense research, I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is actually the cremated remains of all my other socks."

"What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !"

"My daughter gets all bossy when we're playing with her Barbies, but I just smile. Then when she's at school I play with them the way I want."

"Mike Rowe Penis Women have told me I have a Mike Rowe penis. I guess it must be because they think it's pretty strong and does dirty jobs... but I think it's a little small myself."

"What do you call a nun on a bicycle? virgin mobile"

"There should be a massage parlor where when you ask for a ""happy ending"" your dad walks out and says that he's proud of you."

"So I saw a black man out on the street carrying a TV and thought, ""Hey, that looks just like mine.."", But then I remembered mine was at home shining my shoes."

"You shouldn't tell vegans to suck a dick. Semen is an animal product."

"Happy 1 month anniversary to the 37 browser tabs I have open."