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Joke of the Day

"When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm? Intermittenly."

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"*Girl attempting to count to ten* girl 1: 1....3....5....7....9.... girl 2: What the hell? Why are you skipping numbers? girl 1: Because I can't even!!!"
"Life teachings Q: What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in? A: Learning from your mistakes."
"What is the greatest shock ever? While having sex with pregnant woman a hand grabs your dick from inside."
"Bartender: ""Do you want a drink, miss?""nnMe: ""What are my choices?""nnBartender: ""Yes or No."""
"What's the opposite of drunken noodles? Soba noodles!"
"20's kids won't get this Economic prosperity."
"Me: I'm going across the street to get a beer. Priest: You can't bring a beer in here. This is a church. Me: I can if it's in my stomach."
"i always feel slightly dishonest ticking the ""i'm not a robot"" box because how do i know, how does anyone know for certain"
"what do you call a sad cranberry? a blueberry =["