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Joke of the Day

"What did the poet with hemorrhoids say? I'm stuffin the puffin back into my muffin."

"Porn is the Kevin Bacon of the internet. No matter what site you go to, it's no more than 6 clicks away."

"My wife said I needed to grow up I was speechless It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth"

"How do you get rid of pubic lice? Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know."

"If pigs could vote they'd always vote for the guy who brings the food, even though he's the same one who will slaughter and eat them later."

"Paris Hilton should make another sex tape with two black guys and call it [Niggas in Paris](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfM_wS7qYfY)"

"What do you call a man with no will to live? Willis."

"Hear about the porno in a hot air baloon? It was fucked up."

"A talented artist sculpts a dog out of melons. After it looks perfect, he takes a picture of it, then starts eating it. He is suddenly very sad. He was full of *melon-collie*."

"There is a mathematical theory for good sex The heat of the meat is directly proportional to angle of the dangle given that the mass of the ass is constant."