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Joke of the Day
"Hear about the porno in a hot air baloon? It was fucked up."
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"Cats are not mentioned in the Bible because they wrote it."
"Gang rape... ...5 of 6 people will enjoy it."
"Just tried to cook something from scratch and ended up summoning a demon."
"Q: Where do baby cows go to eat lunch? A: At the calf-eteria."
"How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb? less than twelve parsecs."
"My grandad keeps complaining about erectile dysfunction. He really needs to grow up."
"so I saw an ad on ebay about a book on how to scam on ebay so i bought it.. It still hasn't arrived."
"I dreamt I was making a salad. I was tossing all night."
"Driving high versus driving drunk: Drunks run stop signs. Stoners stop and wait for them to turn green."