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Joke of the Day

"I never knew what nationality Santa was until now. I just found out that he is actually North Polish."

"What do you get when you put rootbeer in a square glass? Beer."

"Late to Fight Club Was late to my Fight Club last night so I missed the intro rules. I love Fight Club, I'd highly recommend Fight Club."

"Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does."

"*steals someone's soul* *steals someone's mate* *Creates a soulmate*"

"It's not fair that women make 77 cents for every dollar a man makes... ...that only leaves 23 cents for the guy!"

"How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff? Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet."

"What did one snowman say to the other? Smells like carrots"

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!!!!"

"I climbed a mountain yesterday Things were looking up until I got to the summit. It was all downhill from there."