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Joke of the Day

"It's not fair that women make 77 cents for every dollar a man makes... ...that only leaves 23 cents for the guy!"

"My dream job is to be a mirror cleaner I think I could really see myself doing that. \\_()_/ "

"Man reading a book: hot Man with a baby: hot Man reading a book to a baby: hold me back my ovaries have exploded."

"Coffee at McDonald's is like sex in prison You'll have no trouble getting it, but it's rough."

"My wife said she wants to be treated like gold on her birthday. Apparently, locking her in the safe wasn't what she had in mind."

"Darth Vader: Join me on the Dark Side, Luke! Luke: I'll never join you! Vader: We have flex hours and Pizza Fridays! Luke: NOOOOOO!!!"

"What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries? A one trip pony :D"

"What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals? Zoolander"

"I was just at a cell phone convention and stopped at the Virgin Mobile booth. It was just a bunch of nuns in wheelchairs."

"I'm going to compete in a marathon dressed as Michael Jackson. I'm not sure which race yet."