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Joke of the Day

"What did the egg say to the boiling water?... You're gonna have to give me a minute to get hard, I just got laid by some chick."

"What's a bulimic person's favorite movie? ""The Purge"""

"I like my women like I like my Starbucks Sack off"

"She can't wrestle... But I'd love to see her box."

"I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter."

"What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with? A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks"

"How does Bruce Wayne's mom call Bruce in for dinner... She can't she's dead"

"Modern day Paul Revere still warns about enemy incursions. But now it's one if by LAN, two if by wifi."

"What does a Jewish cat say at weddings? Meowzel tov"

"TIFU by spraying water on a topless model Now all the seats are wet"