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Joke of the Day

"How can you pick out the prostitute in the miss America pageant. She's the one wearing the sash that says Idaho."

"Wilderness survival tip #32: To deter bears from attacking your tent, simply sprinkle your neighbor's campsite with bacon powder."

"My pizza store delivers weed as well. Lol just kidding. He doesn't sell pizza."

"What do you call a hypochondriac dinosaur? Tri-serepax."

"The greatest joke about being gullible"

"You know what's the common thing between iPhone 7 and the board on Titanic? There is no room for Jack"

"What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence *edit: I kinda thought it was funny, and* poof *it has 3000 upvotes. Thanks for the motivation*"

"How do you impregnate an African woman? jerk off on her feet then let the flies do the rest."

"Lawyers really aren't so bad, it's just ninety-nine percent of lawyers that make the rest look bad."

"they say each cigarette you smoke takes 7-11 minutes off your life, last year i smoked 11,000 i dont look a day younger"