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Joke of the Day
"In a recent survey 9 out of 10 bros actually chose Ho's over each other."
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"What do you call a depressed dog eating honeydew ? A meloncollie"
"What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus? A strong reprimand from the ethics committee and immediate recission of all funding."
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? apparently not 3, because my basement is still dark."
"There should be a ""Life of Pi"" TV show, where they throw a different D-list celebrity in a boat with a tiger every week."
"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that? The holocaust"
"I asked my friend if he could tell me the chemical symbol for Neptunium He said it wasn't a problem but hasn't replied since"
"Do you know what happened to my tooth in the dentist's office? [Filled]"
"How does Sherlock prefer his tea? Steeped in mystery!"
"When you get turned on by the idea of the government watching you masturbate That's just you feeling Illumi-naughty."