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Joke of the Day

"I asked my friend if he could tell me the chemical symbol for Neptunium He said it wasn't a problem but hasn't replied since"

"Three guys walk into a bar... The fourth one ducks under it."

"What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!"

"I've always wanted to buy 2 coffees, take them to a crime scene & while handing 1 to the officer in charge ask, ""So, what do we have here?"""

"Statistics say that there's at least one gay guy in a group of friends, I hope it's Tim ... He's really cute."

"Did you hear about the leper on the trampoline? He strained his leg. ^^^I'm ^^^sorry."

"Whats The hardest thing about rollerblading Telling your Dad you're Gay"

"One from my half asleep Girlfriend What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman? They got Bale."

"I nicknamed my urethra, Franklin."

"The REAL reason Bin Laden was buried at sea: Maggots have standards."