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Joke of the Day
"What does a bee style his hair with? A honey comb!"
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"My friend ran into a tree with his brand new car... He found out his Mercedes bends"
"I have a rape joke. Never mind, it's a bit forced."
"When my wife pisses me off, I get on her Pinterest and pin lots of mediocre shit, like cupcakes that just look like cupcakes."
"Why is the African Justice System so flawed? Because there's too many *hung* juries."
"What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America? Antiquing."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a 6 offender."
"Prince's housekeeper of 30 years was offered a job as a crime scene investigator. She was considered highly qualified due to her decades of experience dusting for Prince."
"Takeoffs are optional... Landings are mandatory"
"Shout out to political bumper stickers, changing nobody's mind and lowering the value of your car and whatnot."