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Joke of the Day
"What world athletic sporting event is held every four years? The Olympigs!"
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"Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver ask him what flavor he wants."
"Oscar Pistorius gets six years jail. Jail, then home detention, and back to jail. Wow, for someone with no legs he's covering a lot of ground."
"What do you call a poor Italian community? a spaghetto."
"Police chief: So what do we know about the serial killer? Detective: He's white Other detective: A muscular build Me: He kills people"
"What is the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it."
"What mental disorder did the serial killer who stabbed his victim 23 times have? OCD."
"A woman gets hit by a truck. Who's fault is it? The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?"
"What does a philosopher put his/her food on? A contemplate"
"What did the tranny say to their surgeon ? Keep the change"