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Joke of the Day
"To the question What are you doing here?' 72% answered negative."
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"""I really have no idea how to pronounce my name but I won't admit it."" Guys named Geoff."
"If you add a long hashtag to a tweet or Instagram pic, capitalize the first letter of each word. No one wants to work that hard at reading."
"Life is like an asshole. Sometimes you don't get what you expect out of it."
"Someone discovered my password. Now I have to rename my dog."
"What do you call someone who only speaks one language? American"
"Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas! This is what Santa Clause says when he sees your wife, mother and sister together in the same room."
"""Oh, just a scotch."" The bartender says, ""what can I get for you?"" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"Apparently, Walt Disney was a secret FBI snitch for 26 years so I guess you could say he was a rat who was famous for drawing a mouse."
"What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships."