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Joke of the Day

"I bet we can get into some serious Treble together."

"Did you hear about the new emo pizza? You just make fun of it, and it cuts itself!"

"Santa's helper takes a picture in the mirror, is that an elfie?"

"Two jews walk into a bar Jk lol I'm a Fukien nazi"

"I ordered a penis enlarger from eBay last week. The bastard sent me a magnifying glass."

"#LanceArmstrong should keep his awards. Last time I tried to ride a bike when I was #stoned I ended up in a ditch."

"What do you call a Hindu lizard? A karma chameleon"

"Wanna hear a funny joke? Womens rights."

"[at work] ""Mornin, Margaret."" ""Mornin. You're late today."" [looks at watch] ""Not as late as your dead husband though, am I?"""

"Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was love at first sight' said Julie. 'It was but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind."