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Joke of the Day
"How do you mend a jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch."
Next Joke
"What does Jared from Subway have in common with McDonald's? They put their meat in 10 year old buns."
"What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter? A hole in Juan!"
"""I don't want this holiday to end mummy!"" ""Don't worry Madeleine, it won't"""
"It takes many nails to build a crib... ...but only one screw to fill it."
"What do you call a greedy crab? Shell fish......"
"My technique with women is, I sneak up behind them and scream obscenities in their ear when they turn round I'm wearing a nice sweater and holding a kitten. I call it Shock and Awwww!'"
"""United Airlines? More like DIVIDED Airlines"" he said as thunderous applause erupted in the terminal, wild cheers & all the old folks crying"
"Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools? Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason."
"I gave a paraplegic a Rubik's cube... Left him completely stumped."