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Joke of the Day

"If you were out camping and woke up with a condom sticking out of your ass and didn't know why, would you tell anyone?"

"What do you Call a Bunch of Horny Teenagers Argueing? A *Mass Debate*"

"I asked my web server engineer wife to give me head. All I got was information and not the actual act."

"An old man died while having sex. (NSFW) He really went out with a bang."

"Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks."

"Do you know why super villains are so good at math? Because of all their practice plotting."

"How do you know you're wife is too fat? You're using Google maps to find her g spot..."

"Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Republican Party."

"A skeleton walks into a bar orders a beer and a mop."

"Why do they call it a pap smear? How many chicks do you know that would turn up for a cunt scrape?"