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Joke of the Day
"what is a painfully loud color? YELLOW!!"
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"Justin Bieber's career died for your sins."
"I got arrested for playing chess in the street.. I said its because im black isnt it"
"How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild? They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out..."
"there is this mom at work who breastfeeds her kid every meeting is a lunch meeting"
"Skrillex! It's your cousin Marvin. Marvin Skrillex! Know that sound you've been looking for? I think I found it! *holds phone up to blender*"
"In a stunning display of maturity, Kid Rock announces he is changing his name to Adult Contemporary."
"Happy 10th birthday to your dating profile pic."
"Listen auto-correct, I've never tweeted about a duck. But I've tweeted the word fuck over 2648 times. Smart phone my ass."
"If Trump wins the election *Orange* is the new *Black*"