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Joke of the Day
"What's a statistician's favorite form of art? Data-ism"
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"I have 2 missed calls from my mother. I think it's safe to say that by now there's a rescue team out there looking for me."
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"Why did Sally cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the cunt."
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"I've always wanted to be one of those people who laughs all the way to the bank, instead of one who cries every time he leaves."
"What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes? It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped."
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