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Joke of the Day
"What's a statistician's favorite form of art? Data-ism"
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"What's the best part about marrying a farmer? You get to grow old together."
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"Man, I hated Alex Haley, the author of Roots... He always had his niggers in a *twist*."
"What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS? RICE-IS"
"The only ghosts I'm afraid of are my google searches coming back to haunt me."
"On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun."
"Snow in the forecast... ...and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, ""Fat chance, with a face like that!"""
"we need a cold and annoying genius type, who should we cast? [Benedict Cumberbatch claws at the office window] hmmm who to cast? [he meows]"